In a development straight from the Hitchcock movie, The Birds, some of our feathered friends of an unidentified species have taken matters into their own hands.
Oh sure, the article about them causing a 3 alarm fire at a car dealership in Boston, MA claims they inadvertently used a lit cigarette as nesting material, implying they were innocently trying to go about their lives, but I think I know what's really going on.
Clearly, having had enough of the polluting ways of us humans, they have decided to take action. It's just a matter of time before this comes to the attention of the higher authorities. I'll be watching CNN, waiting for the news of the new war on terror.
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