She should count herself lucky he didn't try the bed

Remember sitting on your parent's lap, listening to them read Goldilocks and the Three Bears?

In an interesting quirk of fate, a West Vancouver, BC woman must have felt she was in a bizarre updated version of it when she came home to find a bear in her kitchen eating porridge. The relief she must have felt when the bear left the premises peacefully after filling his stomach rather than going to check out the beds must have been tremendous.

So Maybe I'm the Only one...

I'll admit it. Politically, I am left of centre. So, being a left of centre Canadian, I am having an absolute giggle fit over a reported "electronic vandalism" on Toronto commuter trains.

Apparently, someone hacked into the electronic advertising screens, and the message "Stephen Harper Eats Babies" flashed approximately every 3 seconds over a period of several days until the problem could be fixed.

It seems someone took offense at some of Harper's actions of late. For some good editorials on Stephen Harper's childcare record, please visit the following links:

Stephen Harper Eats Babies
The Incredible Shrinking $1200
Childcare Roundup

Cute Overload

Ok, I know this website is neither bizarre, nor zany.

But doggone it, I just have to share the cuteness. I can't be the only one to never be a productive member of society again because the cute animals have induced a trance-like state wherein all I can do is click the next post......


Don't believe me?

Check out this sample pic from their site:

It's About Time

Finally, a definitive answer on whether tin foil hats are effective protection against spying, alien probes, the government's brainwashing attempts, well, you get the idea.

Careful What You Wish For

I'm sure any person inclined to commit a bank robbery daydreams about being left alone in the bank to pillage and plunder as they see fit.

This one, however got more than he bargained for when he was outwitted by a quick-thinking, unidentified employee who locked him up alone in the bank.